Posted on Monday, 14 September 2009

Mum: ‘After mowing the lawns, I could really do with a strumpet.’
Me: ‘ah…what?!’
Mum: ‘bye’ *hangs up*
(god. I hope she was meaning a delicious chocolate-spackled, icecream cone treat and not…that other thing…)

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